I, who head the army of heavy sleepers, and who permanently win the award of "always-late-to-work", will finally be brought to justice! I never thought that the Flying Alarm Clock or any gadget of this kind can be so efficient in getting me out of bed... until I tried it. Well, my dear heavy sleepers comrades, you'll just have to get up when this little bug starts up! Because this annoying thing takes off and continuously flies all over the room until you hit the button. To make it clearer, it is not the very digital clock flying, it is a propeller-driven module which detaches of the base unit once the wake up time comes. So far so good. But it is too soon to give it a sigh of relief and don't even dare to think that it is the end of the story! This electronic mosquito will take of again.
The only way to get read of it is to have your butt out of bed! First, you'll have to find it, catch it and only then you can turn it off. In other words this little toy perfectly does its job!
By the way, you'd better get it turned off before it smashes your room flowers, lamp, books, etc. Besides, if you sleep with the windows open you might find yourself running to catch your 'bird' and even disturb your neighbors ...Heh! Waking up can be funny!
Oh, I've almost forgot! The best part of it is that the little propeller can rudely massage your body to fulfill its mission. Of course it won't leave you unconscious, but there is a slight danger that it can injure your eyes or bruise some exposed part of your body when running out of power and drop on you. Well, at least you'll be awake and out of your autopilot mode!
You probably should not be too scared of this funny gadget, as it already won a technology design award for its originality. So if it was awarded then it's not as dangerous as it seams to be. Besides, if you doubt the possibilities of Flying Alarm Clock you can always get back to the trusted method – put an old mechanical alarm clock in an iron pan!
To resume, let me say again that waking up is killing me and getting out of bed sucks even more. Why on earth there should be 'know-it-all' guys to invent Flying Alarm Clock and make me do this? Well, as wise men say – there will be plenty of time to sleep when we're dead.
